what little boy....?!

Last night as Me and my Partner were walking home rather late in the evening. We were last taking our normal short cut from the train, and its kind of a sketchy short cut because there are maybe 5 street lights to light a 7 block stretch -- but like I said its a sketchy shortcut. Nevertheless people live along these streets so its packed with two family homes and apartment buildings. Yet, I digress... so we are walking and as we cross the street I notice two young adolescent dudes giggling uncontrollably. I thought nothing of it walked towards them with ease continuing my conversation with my boo. But of course something had to happen...

So as I crossed the intersection and as I stepped on the corner the shorter of the two stepped in my path with his arms crossed. I think to myself "what in the hell is this little sucker fucker doing... I am not in the mood to have to kick anybody's kids ass." MInd you im still walking and he is STILL standing in my path. So Now im engaged in a game of chicken with this kid who couldn't be older than 13. Just as we were about to collide he leans in and jumps back causing me to step sidwardsly which is what i think the little punk wanted cause he says: "WHAT ARE YOU DRUNK" and for split second I think "this little jackass thinks he's carrot top or something" so I being the quintessential New Yorker I am say no "But you must be." Later I think maybe I could've been harder on the little shit but I thought if I had yell "Hey you little shit get the FUCK out my way, before I tell you mom your out here fucking with people and she whips your ass!" - it might have been too much.. dont you think?

This stuff only happens to me...i can only laugh